Co-founder
Pavel García
“I want you to remember this cohort.”
Who we are
Tuelang is a German academy built around people, not textbooks.
We started Tuelang because every German class we'd taken treated us like a textbook, not a person — lonely apps, packed lecture halls, no one to actually speak with. So we built the opposite: small live cohorts, real teachers who know your name, and a community that keeps you going long after motivation runs out.
Taught live, in small groups
Real classes with a real teacher and a handful of classmates — never a pre-recorded course you watch alone.
A person, not a platform
You're learning with people who answer your questions, correct your mistakes, and notice when you go quiet.
German for your real life
Order coffee, navigate a city, talk about your work — the German you actually use, not the horse drinks milk.
Our approach
Why this method actually works
Most people fail at language learning not because they're not smart — but because the method was wrong. Here's what we do differently.
Speak from day one
No passive memorisation. From your very first session, you're talking. Stumbling is part of it — that's how the brain locks things in.
“Ich heiße…”— your first sentence
Real feedback, not algorithms
A real teacher listens to how you sound and corrects what actually matters — something no app can replicate.
“Gut, aber…”— the correction that sticks
Vocabulary that fits your life
You won't memorise the horse drinks milk. You'll learn to order coffee, navigate Berlin, and talk about your job.
“Einen Kaffee, bitte.”— actually useful
Spaced, structured repetition
Every week builds on the last. Concepts return in new contexts so they move from short-term memory to real fluency.
“Wieder und wieder.”— until it clicks
Meet the teachers
The people you'll actually learn with.
No faceless ops team. Real humans who teach your classes and answer when you ask.
Your teacher & Co-founder
Dariia Shchuka
“TODO: one short line in their voice.”
September 2026 cohort · ends with a trip to Berlin
For the first time ever —we're taking our cohort to Germany.
After 8 weeks of learning together, the cohort flies to Berlin. Walk the streets, speak the language, and see for yourself what it feels like when it all clicks.
5 nights in Berlin
Flights not included — you book your own
Cohort only
Travel with the people you learned with
Brandenburg Gate & beyond
Checkpoint Charlie, Museum Island, Prenzlauer Berg
Group dinner
One cohort dinner at a real Berlin Biergarten
Speaking challenges
Order your coffee, ask for directions — in German
Graduation moment
Photo at the Gate. You earned it.
Optional add-on — not included in tuition. The trip is priced separately and entirely voluntary.
Now enrolling
Our founding cohort: A1 German, from zero.
Eight weeks of live classes twice a week, native-speaker sessions, a private cohort community, and an optional trip to Berlin at the end. Capped small, founder in every session.
- 8 weeks · 2 live sessions per week
- Small founding cohort — every seat matters
- Founding price, locked for life
8 of 8 founding seats remaining
€399€551save €152
StartsMonday · September 7, 2026
ScheduleTuesdays & Thursdays · 7:00 PM CET
Cohort size8 students max
FAQs
Frequently asked questions
Ready when you are
Ready to actually learn German?
Applications for the next cohort are open. Spots fill up fast.
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